Oh, the awkwardness of unrequited love.
Progressive Flo commercials are everywhere these days, sometimes you just need a break from them.
Love is the air, and so is the insurance talk.
Finally some good news.
Progressive insures a lot of stuff. Janice has a lot of stuff.
Flo from Progressive is a (well-tread) cultural icon, and what do all cultural icons have in common? People make up really weird stuff about them on the internet.
This was a super fun way to riff off a fake woman with very-real (and somewhat deranged?) haters. The truth is out there, people.
Don’t be fooled by the propaganda machine! Give power back to the people through knowledge!
Progressive insures a lot of stuff. Janice has a lot of stuff.